Guaranteed to Last All Night

by The Caligulists!

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released August 11, 2015

Music and lyrics written by The Caligulists!
Recorded at Halfnight Studios
Artwork by Molly Gambardella

Additional vocals on Track 3 by Tommy Doomsday
Additional lyrics by Joe Glazer

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The Caligulists! New Haven, Connecticut

The rock 'n' roll band, The Caligulists!, were formed on the same day that the great Campo gave wisdom to the world. That was when the first human atom had decided to become human, which of course was long before the life and death of any of the members of the Caligula family clan. There for The Caligulists! were formed not by the sheer will of the musicians, but by destiny. ... more

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Track Name: !!!
Look inside and find your own way
Empower your life and everyone in it

We look to the world for answers, whoa-oh!

Your life is worth more than you think
Stop basing it on the size of your paycheck

Create your own sense of self, whoa-oh!

The legacy you leave will not be forgotten

Times not money it wont go to waste
Spare a few seconds share a smiling face
Do what you want to when you want to
Don't think about what the rest of us wont do

We don't need you!
Track Name: Paid 2 Party
Waking up before the birds or signs of first light
Asking, "Is this Hell on Earth? Or is this shit my life?"
Go!

Lets mount a new attack
It's time to drag those bosses
Off your back

What if we didn't have to slave anymore?
Should we just do the things we all adore?
Would you wake up and just hit snore
When you're paid to party?

What if we didn't have to slave anymore?
Should we just do the things we all adore?
Would you care about what you wore
When you're paid to party?

Paid to party, party, party, party, paid to party, yeah!

In our youth we had such zest, time was plentiful at our behest
But now no right to be lazy or black bloc
As we scramble from the tyranny of the clock

Abundant living without cost
Break the chains, kill your boss

What if we didn't have to slave anymore?
Should we just do the things we all adore?
Would your child still be ignored
When you're paid to party?

What if we didn't have to slave anymore?
Should we just do the things we all adore?
Lets set fire to all the stores like Baltimore

Take a breath man, feel alive
'Cos you know you weren't made to work nine to five
Buzz to much to be a bee in the hive
Dressed up in a suit and all that jive
The feed is live and we're living it up
Using every day to mix things up
Do what we can to fix things up
And celebrate life 'cos we give a fuck
So put your drinks up if you catch my drift
The life that you were given is more than gift
Spend your time getting more than pissed
'Cos apathy is easily dismissed
Dirty paper doesn't define me
Birds in the sky always seem to remind me
That out in the street is where you'll find me
Trying to put the bourgeois behind me

Shall we still be slaves and work for wages
It's outrageous, has been for ages
Oh, this world by right belongs to toilers
Not to spoilers, no not to spoilers of liberty
Track Name: Breathless
Have you felt lately that our relationships gone sour?
Couch bound late night watching Star Trek by the hour
Need a release, one night a week, it would be nice
To add some spice, with someone else besides ourselves
Lets explore our fantasy (baby please)

I know a girl guaranteed to last all night
She's flexible and wont put up a fight
No strings attached since she's perfect for roleplay
She'll take your breath away

After she gets desecrated, we'll just lay here all deflated
We took a chance to add romance
But now we fight for her all night
You pulled too hard she blew a seam
Goodbye to our rubber queen

I know a girl guaranteed to last all night
She's flexible and wont put up a fight
No strings attached since she's perfect for roleplay
She'll take your
Track Name: Pirate Sex Tape (Ba Da Da Da Da Da Da)
We raise our own mast flying a flag black as pitch
We care nothing for doubloons, we're not trying to be rich
Everything to everyone, nothing for us
The shanty 'scribed in our blood enter public trust

We're all gonna die! woo!

Beloved shanties, with wenches and mead
We're loaded to the gunwales
Ba da da da da da da
Pillage and plunder
Three sheets to the wind
We're loaded to the gunwales
Ba da da da da da da

You struck your colors when you took Caesars penny
For pieces of eight, privateers promised many
Traded souls with the sutler pig
The letter of mark wont save you from the hempen jig

You should have gone on account! woo!

Beloved shanties, with wenches and mead
We're loaded to the gunwales
Ba da da da da da da
Pillage and plunder
Three sheets to the wind
We're bloody loaded
Ba da da da da da da

Avast ye salty dogs
Now here's a crew chant that goes a lil something like this

Heave, ho!

Beloved shanties, with wenches and mead
We're loaded to the gunwales
Ba da da da da da da
Pillage and plunder
Three sheets to the wind
We're loaded to the gunwales
Ba da da da da da da
Track Name: Rise of The Caligulists!
Hahahaha!

For many a year a great legend was buried
Which no one was safe, single, widowed or married
A force to be reckoned, stories regaled by many
Told of sex rock n' roll and debauchery a plenty

Now there's sounds in the distance
Remoteness hard to measure
Was that a scream out of fear or the foul cries of pleasure
There's a feel in the air on these most darkest of skies
Because while most remain buried this legend arise

You thought you could keep us dead
But you cant even keep us down
We don't want brains, we just want head
We're coming for you and the rest of your town

Now the night is upon us where they rise from the dead
Stumbling straight out of the coffin and into your bed
They may approach with a limp but have a thrust that's a match
Stiff in all the right places though some limbs are detached

Stench of old rotting flesh masked by hints of cologne
Wont matter much to you when they get you alone
Now they return from beyond to seek you all night and day
While you might think its a myth all the girls used to say

The Caligulists! are out there
You cant hide, you better beware

You thought you could keep us dead
But you cant even keep us down
We don't want brains, we just want head
We're coming for you and the rest of your town