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In Good Taste

by The Caligulists!

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Many ages ago before Mother Earth and Father Moon had gotten jiggy with it. Before the blanket of stars was tucked away securely in the celestial bed known as the universe, The Great Campo lived alone. Poached from the sultry embers of the Masterbirth, the Bride of the Atom conceived divine beings that would go forth and challenge all he had created. These sexual deviants were charged with the ultimate task; sow the seeds of debauchery, thus saving rock n' roll for all eternity. Legends came to speak of these heroes as, The Caligulists!
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Snoozing at my house, we'll scream and shout And probably practice making out This bra's too tight (Take it off / Alright!) We're gonna have a pillow fight tonight We're nothing but a couple of teenage girls Don't care about anything in the world We're nothing but a couple of teenage Having a good time, having a good time Covered in whipped cream, Jell-o and sin A sticky slumber party, a girls night in With chips and dick, rogue lipstick Phallic produce, fellatious tips We're nothing but a couple of teenage girls Don't care about anything in the world We're nothing but a couple of teenage Having a good time, having a good time Having a good time, Having a good time Having a good time, Having a good time Yeah!
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And do not covet brothers and sisters That young sweet and sticky, supple, voluptuous fruit Plucked from the Garden of Eden Ripe for the picking, ready for the sticking Mouth-watering, finger-licking, neighbors daughter Tell me your sins brothers! The walk, the curves, that tight dress You gotta want it bad, come on confess Gettin' life lessons from a book that's false Lies by white men to keep your fine legs crossed If you love someone just go have fun Life's not about living for an absolution Give up, give in, genuflect Sing a hymnal for the flesh erect Catholic Girls! You spend your weekends on your knees So get down on the floor baby Confess your sins to me (Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh) Catholic Girls! Get out your dress and put on your show 'cause it's against my religion to say No. No, No No No No. Go down, lay back, break those habits Without the Bible baby we can fuck like rabbits Celibacy before matrimony Its just a bunch of fucking Biblical baloney Times have changed, judgement past A girl's gotta have faith in what she has Give up, give in, genuflect Sing a hymnal for the flesh erect Bite down baby, bite down baby, bite down baby Bite down baby, bite down baby, bite down baby (Bite down!) (Bite down!) What do you believe in? Nothing that you're seein'. You're another sheep, herding with a beating It feel it inside me now.
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The native doesn't like the tourist For every native of every place is a potential tourist and every tourist is a native somewhere Every native lives an overwhelming life of boredom and depressing banality Every deed is an attempt to forget this Every native would like a way out A rest, a tour Spring break, get laid All day, every day Gonna get turnt up, gonna get my dick wet It's only for a week, who cares if she gets pregnant? But the reality is that most natives of the world cannot go anywhere They're too poor, too poor to go anywhere, too poor to escape their lives and too poor to live properly And the place where they spend these lives Which is in fact the very same place, where you, the tourist want to go They envy you, your financial mobility Your diluted self-importance your ability to seek pleasure in the monotony of their daily routine the apathetic way you mold their identity into that of your own No, the native doesn't like the tourist
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Our flamboyance must scare you, let's show you how we do No mistakes about us, our androgyny ain't our weakness Your girlfriends or their boyfriends, we'll take them from behind and Educate them, saturate them, full on anally penetrate them If you've got a fuckin' problem with us Come say it to our face If you think your holes are off limits We'll put you in your place You heard the stories about us and all the shit that happened on the tour bus We're not your average surf punk band, so unzip your pants (and) clap your hands If you're a loner or a stoner, a straight up band geek boner Get in the Crown Vic, your help is needed, the Moon Man must be defeated Death rides, Death rides, Death rides a surfboard Why don't you wax my surfboard? Awe shit! Get down, get down, get down get down get down Get down, get down, get down get down get down Get down, get down, get down get down get down Get down, get down, Feel it, Whooo! Surfs up, Hoes down Surfs up, Hoes down Who's bad?

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released April 26, 2014

Music and lyrics written by The Caligulists!
Recorded at Halfnight Studios by Christopher Cornell, Mark Mezzanotte and Dave Numberg
Artwork by Molly Gambardella

Keyboards on track 2 by Mark Mezzanotte
Additional vocals on track 2 by Diane Spodnick, Molly Gambardella
Additional vocals on track 2, 3 by Tara Piscatelli
Additional vocals on track 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 by Mark Mezzanotte and Dave Numberg

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The Caligulists! New Haven, Connecticut

The rock 'n' roll band, The Caligulists!, were formed on the same day that the great Campo gave wisdom to the world. That was when the first human atom had decided to become human, which of course was long before the life and death of any of the members of the Caligula family clan. There for The Caligulists! were formed not by the sheer will of the musicians, but by destiny. ... more

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